I swear…with all the poop being flung about the Zombie Apocalypse, I’m gonna start a self defense course focused on fighting zombies….I’d rather take on 10 slow moving, unthinking undead mofos than a punk with a grudge and a gun.

They’re rotting as they walk. Their muscles are atrophying, bones brittle….brain dead and cannot multi-task. Blind’em so they can’t see you, smash their noses in so they can’t smell you, knock their teeth out so they can’t eat or bite you, shatter their knees and shins so they can’t pursue you…or simply carry a big ass machete, axe or butcher knife and separate the only threatening thing about them from their body….have it mounted and sell on ebay for a few mil.

People spend more time concerned with imaginary threats than the very real threats that victimize people every day. Robbery, rape, assault and murder..every minute of every day…worldwide…

That’s REAL folks.

Zombies are NOT !

WTF….I just do not understand the way people think.

Sorry for venting….feel better now.

The real zombies are the people wasting their time and money worrying about threats that do not exist anywhere but in the idle minds of those that need something unreal to focus their fear on….because they’re afraid of facing and acknowledging the REAL threats to our world. Drugs, Thugs, Rapists, Killers and Terrorists.

Jeff Moldovan

Chief Instructor / TLM’s Fighting Chance.